The Binding of Scyther

wowcoolfactsaboutgaming:

ogurt are like onion… both have many fur

whitepool:

eheheheHEHEHE KING Kazma hehehe

just-the-girl-from-therockshow:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

So this is why I fail Spanish exams

raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

90scartoons:

Pork Butts and Taters

I remember seeing this bit for the first time and pretty much died.

growlithed:

“what a beautiful baby boy!! whats his name?”

“natural harmonia”

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82